Shark Attack: I go hard in the Microsoft paint Ladies and gents, what it do, what it do? First ever album from the Wipin’ Butt$ crew DJosh droppin’ beats like it’s his dayjob Danno Fo Sho skewer the rhyme like a shish kebab What you know about that, what you know about that? Sellin' out stadiums in 10 seconds flat We hope you like our album more than an AOL trial disc Christmas in July, Wipin’ Butt$’ll bring the lutefisk Danno Fo Sho: Are you ready for the greatest album ever? Shark Attack and DJosh about to pull the lever our rhymes are sick our flow is tight we are so clever I told you that I'd finally succeed in an endeavor get ready to hear, open up your ears I know that when you hear it your gonna shed a tear Bigger than thriler, a bunch of lady killers If rap was a cavity then we'd be the fillers Put your hands in air unless you don't have hands in that case, you'd better just stand these songs are gonna bring you right up to your feet all the cool kids hearin' Wipin' Butt$ in the street DJosh: W B dollar sign Number 3 P L Y Got shark attack Spittin rhymes in the sea Danno Fo Sho Spittin' rhymes on the beach DJosh, droppin all the beats ahHhHh I love totino’s

This is our single, you can Bump it through the speakers of your mom’s mini van What you know about catchy rap songs? Get up out your seats, everybody sing along Danno Fo Sho: All my life I always dreamed of being famous All the haters wanna tell me that’s outrageous Imma write one song that takes me to the top I’ll be a salesman, or a rent-a-cop I got together with a couple of my friends To melt down Barbies and turn them into Kens We ended up making this song instead To preview our album through a contact lens We’re releasing this to make some money We hope that you think our rhymes are funny Take a poop in a jar and call it honey Beatz so heavy they weigh a ton-y You’re gonna hear this song playing on the top 40 Make it so nice for the dudes and the shorties Taste that spice, Oh my that’s sporty Rub your belly and say lawdy lawdy Shark Attack: Here’s the part where the beat drops out Then it slowly comes back and then I rap about Getting lots of money and rollin’ to the clubs Yeah it’s time to shake the dust off those Windstar subs Shark attack gonna ruin your day at the beach See my fin out the water all the girls have to screech Then I get out of the water and drop some beats Rhymes all quicker and sicker than John Keats Flow so scary, Joe Rogan, so beefy, Hulk Hogan So hairy, Like Rogaine, so healthy, Like whole grain Paparazzi know my name, everybody see my fame All the ladies want to scream when they hear my raps cause it seems Wipin’ Butt$ is at the top of the charts Our songs getting airtime and Shopko and KMarts Menards and Wal-Marts, Napa Auto Parts You can find our album in the bargain carts DJosh: You know when those bands do that thing with their songs they make? Then they put them on the web for all of their friends to take We be doing that with this one I really hope it gets you pumped for our album But instead of making you have to wait for the date We made a catchy ditty so you can just get a taste Of the beats and the flow we wipe We hope you like, or we’ll go on strike and be mad at you so Peer pressure, we’re fresher then a load of laundry Wipng butts In a quandary cuz we’re wondering why a song can bring People from hong kong to bejing to resonate like a benzene ring We’re in the swing of things, covering all the magazine riding limosines, walk the red carpet. Wan a grammy, grand slammy. We’ll hit it out the park like a baseball manny What you gots a grammy? I got plenty, like twenty, I didn’t really win em but they cost a pretty penny. Got more than Kenny Chesney, cuz he doesn’t have any. He didn’t make a craft American hit single good song

DJosh: If I was your boyfriend, I’d probably let you go I would take you places that you never want to go Baby you should dump me before you ever know That I don’t have any money and it really blows Swag, swag, fart, I ripped I set my fart on fire while we’re eating Fun Dip Don’t know about you but I know about ships I could be the first mate and you could be the skipperrrrr We’d like to be everything you want Hey girls let us talk to you If we were your boyfriends, we’d push you in the snow Keep you on a farm girl, E-I-E-I-O we could be you’re gentlemen, we’d make you kid cuisine I could search on yahoo, you could search on bing, you won’t find a thing. Shark Attack: Hop on out of bed turn my swag on Let's go drive around in my parents' station wagon Girl you the Nancy to my Ronald Reagan and I hope that this doesn't sound like I'm bragging but I got like 40 bucks that I got last Christmas dismiss the haters then we blow a couple kisses I spit my rhymes like Ali throw his fist-es hands gettin' heavy from the ice on my wrist-es Shark, shark, it's love at first sight, see? here's a little note, check yes if you like me you can check maybe if you like me slightly Just check yes. Danno Fo Sho: So give us a chance, we're wipin butt u-gly girl I'll call you every second to make sure your still my girlfriend If we were your guys, four's just right for snuggly girl I just wanna snug and eat food

All the femalez check ya emailz All the femalez check ya emailz All the femalez check ya emailz All the femalez check ya emailz Danno Fo Sho & DJosh: Shark Attack:

Kenya dig it, K-Kenya dig it? Kenya dig it, K-Kenya dig it? Kenya dig it, Vaticanya dig it? Kenya dig it, K-Kenya dig it? Shark Attack: Tearin' up the scene, Shark never stop Crazy like an Istanbul in a China shop Yeah Wipin’ Botswana spit you some rhymes Get your own money, Japanhandling is a crime Oh my, Oman, this album’s goin' platinum Steamroll the playa Haiti’s, yeah we flatten em I got an angry Prius, it’s a Madagascar Nepal McCartney strumming the Qatar My blanket is blue, my Afghanistan You cant catch me, I’m the Azerbajiangerbread man I’m not messin’ around, I’m super Syria Party people in the back lemme hear ya Sudanno Fo Sho geography time, I hope you're ready I spent Brazillions of dollars to make this beat heavy All the haters better leave, Congo away if you wanna hear cool raps then okay you can stay. Czech yourself at the ecuador there's Norway you're getting in here anymore I'm not gonna start till all the haters go away seriously guys, just give me a break I'll Kuwait for yall to quiet down but when I start rappin I'll make the haters frown You see that guy Zimbabwe over there He's a hater so I spit my Guam in his hair I'm Camerooned on an island of haters they're the destroyers and I'm the creator This is treasure island and Denmarks the spot where the beats are fat and the rhymes are hot DJosh: Girl, I’m China my best to impress ya And I Belize I expressed that Jamaican me obsessed with ya If your Rwandarin' if I wanted you I want you to come over Before you’re going going Ghana Or I’m a goner so come on Let’s hit the shopping Mali I’ll me ask my Trinidad and Bahamma mommy, if we can take the Tonga truck cuz I’m Hungary so we can go to Chile’s I thought it would be silly If we said no We do want to stay we want it Togo Uhh, Sri Lanka like that keep working that Chad don’t know how to bag my food but he should I think that kinda rude, he didn’t ask if I Indonesia a cup of Mexicocoa So lets Congo ya know

Shark Attack: Dear diary, today I woke up on time Hopped in the shower to wash off the grime Then I walked downstairs and what do I see A freakin' loaf of bread just starin' at me So I grab a slice and then I put it in the toaster Pour a cup of coffee and I put it on a coaster Flip on the tele, NBC morning show Is it gonna rain, well let's ask Al Ro- ker, no sir, partly sunny I'm out the door, I'm gonna make some money Gonna make the paper, make a lot of paper Harvest some trees and literally make paper My job involves the manufacturing of paper My salary is average but I still make paper Day is over, yeah you know what I'm doin' Go home and play some Roller Coaster Tycoon Got a little chamomile tea that I'm brewin' Cause it's 9 pm and I'ma go to bed soon Puttin' on my PJs sippin on some tea then I write about today in my diary I don't know what to write cause of how average my day was I stare into space for like a half hour cause my mind is blank, if my life were a show it'd be canceled after the first episode I didn't find a girlfriend, I didn't find a wife today was just another average day in my life I woke up, et cetera, then went back to bed I wrote in my diary and this is what it said Danno Fo Sho: Dear diary I woke up with diarrhea then I want back to bed at 3 uh clock in the morning it was really borin so I went back to bed you know I was snorin Then I got up to my alarm It was time to take a bath and shave my arms I brushed my teeth with some colgate total walked out my room and out of the hotel Stopped at starbucks for some coffee Then I changed my mind and got a chai lattee I used my own mug so the guy refilled it on my way to work I didn't spill it I pulled up to work and walked through the door I picked up some papers that I dropped on the floor My quarterly repots got a little dirty I said, "siri, remind to print new ones at two thirty" Work wasn't boring and it wasn't exciting I sat all day and did some apathetic writing all about the rising cost of chalk until I left for home at 5 o clock I parked my car in the usual spot I stepped out of my car and walked through the lot I didn't get mugged and I got home safely I ate my tv dinner it was not exactly tasty watched magnum PI and Hawaii 5-0 And then I watched another cop show The tv played until I fell asleep Then I woke back up to write in my diary

Girl where u at, whatcha pager do I'm beeping off the hook tryna get witchu Hey girl here's the number to my fax you can kick it at my place and watch some Betamax Shark attack: I met this little girly her name was Christine she got real mean with the fax machine Wrote her a note that said "I see you" told her hit me up on ICQ or AIM or MSN or maybe ask your mom if maybe she can get off the dialup and then get on the phone come over to my place and check out my Myspace I can look at your face, you can look at my face face-lookin' contest I win first place Star Wars II, Star Wars II Attack of the Clones baby, it's Star Wars II Girl I'll be the Darth Maul to your Qui-Gon Jinn But instead of killing you I'll be your boyfriend and you can be my girlfriend and I can be your boyfriend and then we end up together in the end, the end. Danno Fo Sho: DJosh:

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, hey These are the three main meals of the day The more you eat, the better you feel So let's eat food for every meal Shark Attack: a bunch of chocolate chips on my buttermilk pancakes twenty strips of bacon wrapped around a couple ham steaks pour a lil' half n' half on my frosted corn flakes sippin' on some coffee while I'm mackin' on some egg bakes move, fruit, get out the way cause I got a meat breakfast and it's here to stay don't get up in my grill talkin' 'bout arteries, please cause my omelet got cheese, like extra sharp cheddar I'm better than you'll ever be cause my muffin freshly baked with some blueberry not to mention that my family wants to have an intervention cause last week I had to file for a tax extension now my daddy's askin' "why?" and my mommy is a cryin' cause instead of payin' rent it's Jimmy Dean's that I'm buyin' cause I spent my tuition, and now I'm really wishin' that I hadn't bought 300 pounds of BEEF Danno Fo Sho: Danno Fo Sho in the land of lunch I'm Evil Knievel, rappin' food like stunts I've got a hunch that for lunch you're gonna eat some Crunch n' Munch leftover gravy, maybe, a big ol' box of Runts DJosh: ZZurn: It's Zach with the snack attack, watch ya back every other meal of the day is whack compared to snacktime, finger-lickin' sublime Chickin in a Biskit is a long-time pastime don't know about you but I know about me got my Sour Patch Kids with the Arizona Tea reppin' Wipin' Butt$ with some tasty rhymes ZZurn in the kitchen tell you bout snack time, yeeaaahh lemme eat right now in cupboard #1 here to take the first bow we got crackers and beef jerky with the year old age lookin' just as bad as Nicholas Cage Crackerjacks, Wheat Thins, Triscuits, popcorn grape juice, root beer, sippin' all day long 'cause that's what I do, that's who I am I'm the snack time king, everyone else is a scam hey let's eat to the beat, let's chum to the drum breakfast lunch and dinner are a bunch of scum snack time prevails, king me dawg put a crown on me, and eat some BEEF!

DJosh: Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to introduce to you A traitor and a snitch and a man that broke a truce you see He started out wipin’ and now he’s shavin’ and misbehvaving hipster be craving a Groupon coupon for a tombstone engraving ‘Who’s flag is we he waving? Is it the Butt$’ or Fa¢e’s That’s nuts to replace us, he’s got guts to disgrace us Shavin' Fa¢e, back in their place, about face Cuz this meeting is adjourned Benedict Arnold, more like Zach Zurn Yeah… that’s a burn, I’m not concerned Cuz I’ve come to terms with fact that Zach is whack Zurn turned his back So in turn we hacked his beat and served it back bang bang skeet skeet, better pack your bags and head back to the streets Cuz Wipin’ Butt$ never retreats and we make our own beats Shavin' Fa¢e feel defeat, now we’re the elites. It’s been a sweet meet and greet, but get up on your feet hit the road and get a New zip code, Lupe Fiasco’d Back to Rochester, that’s wester than our territory You best, take a rest cuz that feeling in your chest Is cardiac arrest, now Lil' Amby: Shavin' Fa¢e you hurt my ears Your music brings me to tears You should go to rapping school and learn a few things Shavin' Fa¢e is second place Got no style got no grace Suffocating in those jeans Hipsters are mainstream Shark Attack: Sharky from the block JJ Jetplane, I heard your verse, I’ve literally never heard anything worse The results are in, the deed is done At the end of this battle Wipin’ Butt$ number one Shavin' Fa¢e third place, come on get a clue You’re so bad at rapping there ain’t even number two If your rhymes were toys, they’d be mega blocks If your beats were clothes, you’d have holes in your socks My crew graduated from the school of hard knocks Cut ya beat up and stir fry it in a wok Serve it with some soy sauce, serve it up to Yao Ming Download your song just to put it in the recycle bin I transferred your song to an SD card then went to the grand canyon and I threw it really hard Then I put all your lyrics in a super big gun Then I aimed it towards the sky and shot them into the sun The thrift store called, they want their stuff back This’ll be the last time that you mess with shark attack You a sardine and I’m a great white It’s the size of the fight in the dog, not the size of the dog in the fight Friday night fight you better run fly a kite I’m a lyrical master gon’ spark a disaster Shavin’ Fa¢e fall apart and crumble like plaster when I be spittin’ my disses better hang on to your britches oh that’s right, they’re skinny jeans Lil' Amby: V's so deep you're gettin' cold Camera's 25 years old Typewriter ran out of ink Just use a laptop Shavin' Fa¢e is second place Got no style got no grace Suffocating in those jeans Hipsters are mainstream Danno Fo Sho: Hey guys, I don't wanna fight I just have some nice things to say. Benny from the block I think you rock you wear nice socks NOT! You shoulda thought before you messed with Wipin' Butt$ your flow's so bad it's straight crippled get a crutch you're stumbling and fumbling and crumblin you clutz I'm up here standing on a peak you'll never touch If I had to pay for your song well guess what, I wouldn't I think they asked you in their band before they knew you couldn't sound any more dumb your raps are crummy It makes me want to barf up all the Denny's in my tummy Shavin' Fa¢e or Wipin' Butt$ it's paper scissors rock I'll throw all three of them at Benny from the Block The paper wraps around your face and now you can't see that all the people in the crowd are cheering for me the rock hits your head and messes up your flow but it couldn't be any worse then it was before the scissors fly through the air, straight at your skinny jeans even the jorts don't look good by any means mirror mirror on the wall, Shavin' Fa¢e can't rap at all drivin cars on ethanol, hipsters really dropped the ball Wipin' Butt$ is 10 feet tall Shavin' Fa¢e is 2 feet small hey I think your grandma called, she said Shavin' Fa¢e is lame. Yeah I place the blame on Benny boy for disgracing the name of Shavin' Fa¢e cuz they're song's like mace in my eyes hear the cries of everybody whose ever heard their supa lame raps they sound like crap I'd rather take a nap than hear a second of that Now do you hear all the ladies saying oh snap cuz Benny bought his jeans from the Baby Gap

Everybody do the strugg wipe, do the strugg wipe Everybody do the strugg wipe, do the strugg wipe Everybody do the strugg wipe, do the strugg wipe Everybody do the strugg wipe, have a great life Danno Fo Sho: first, you take your head shut it off cuz you don't need that put your hands down to the ground then point at your shoes like no one's around step back and forth, feel the beat express your angst with your hands and feet Jump up and down, don't move your head make all the haters jealous instead step side to side but make it smoove then do it like you got something to prove now push that life alert like you fell and your hip really hurts take a second and look at me moves so fancy like I'm sippin tea got to the club at 3:15 pm cus I pride myself on being early Take your pinky out, put it in the urr is that a dance move, bro I don't curr Twirl it around and play with your hurr then head out to Denny's and throw a churr

You never give me your money you only give me your funny paper and in the middle of negotiation you break down Shark Attack: nunca me das tu dinero nothing, nada, zilch, zero I try my best to love and care-o but you just give me a blank stare-o I might be unemployed but I’m smarter than harry and Lloyd And my flow is quick and speedy, I got rhymes to feed the needy From Paris to Tahiti I’m greedy for fame, backin the claim that Wipin' Butt$ is the name you be hearin in the clubs yeah we’re bumpin your subs yeah we showin some love to the females that be payin for lunch Thanks a whole bunch for the burger and fries if I said I’d pay you back I’d be feedin you lies Buy it use it break it fix it DJ Osh is gonna mix it I’m gonna buy an appetizer, you gonna be the cash supplier I’m gonna buy a brand new Rolex, I’m gonna need to use one of your checks I’m gonna buy a Murcialago, probably gonna use your credit card-o You give and I borrow, ever see that movie The Day After Tomorrow? Yeah that’s two days from now I’m checkin' my bank statement and I’m wonderin how I’ma pay for this stuff I ain’t got enough girl you’re the Megan Fox to my Shia la Beouf You vs shark I emerge the victor, my rhymes shake the earth on the scale like Richter Tukey: You got ones of dollars rolls of quarters Marches of Dimes JFK, 50-cent piece there’s no peace in this relationship Coins galore that you don’t show me no more So much money baby we’ll be on Hoarders Rick Harrison, Pawn Stars, best I can do is don’t even bother I sell you my seoul, South Korea baby keep me in these walls Kim Jong Illest Biggie Smalls tarantula Mardi Gras I want it all buy it for me please I’m a leech for your currency, share and see what we can be you and me Happily sad, the day you leave me to earn your salary as a celery saleswoman I’m in the mood to spend it all, take me to a Denny’s, grand slam. I t-t-take you on a date, show up late, ask the waiter where’s my mate Hostess points “look at this photograph” you and me on Instagram With a gram of the slam in the slammer, rockin’ it to MC Hammer Post bail with ya money baby, 150 K’s baby nothin’ you can’t cover You’re the OJ to my lover sugar momma, and dang All the while all’s I see is your Bentley and my Miata Shiny silver hari kari baby you’re my hoochie mama DJosh: Marry Rich or die tryin that my motto for crying out loud I Bouced a check for 20 cents so you know the drill girl you’ll be paying my rent or we’ll be living with your rents or a tent and I repent because I Spent my dollas on a bed investment Enron, world ventures and the rest went Down the drain, literally I flushed all my money down the drain You’re Jannet Jackson, 100 dollars you feel me? Holla baby call m e maybe cuz I’m lazy can you pay me Back for that time we went to go see carlos mencia I agree I can see that I bought the tickets for a dollar each, but that’s a breach, Imma leech off ya That will teach ya to let me manage the cash, if I’m the oresponsible then our future will crash So you better keep a stash monster mash I take the fun out of funds, my shorty be call me Washington Like George cuz alls I rock is ones My shorty wants me to sign a prenup, When she told me that all I said was clean up On aisle 3 cuz I thew up on all over the floor of aisle 3 of KMArt and the clerks had to come and mop it up. It was really gross and it smelled really bad, but at lease it was conveniently in front of all the cleaning supplies. You break it you buy it I broke it you bought it Cuz even though I try I still can’t afford it Danno Fo Sho: You think you've seen poor you aint seen nothin yet I had to sell my russian nesting dolls to pay for my rent My groceries came from a dumpster, until I met you Now I'm eating escargot and I'm wearin J crew Before you came along I just wept and wept all day long I slept and slept and crept down the street and cried, man I almost died. but girl it's your money that kept me alive Naw guurl You didn't care that I was straight up broke you took me into your crib, massaged food down my throat you nursed me back to health with your hundred dollar bills Now I'm feelin so fly with my name in your will I really don't care if you're 78 If you got the money honey lets go on a date I supa don't care if you're supa old as long as you're worth your weight in gold I gotta thank all the ladies who enabling me to be wastey, and lazy cuz when I spit it's so tastey All day long I be reclinin in a lazy boy I write raps, unwrap fudge, and stay unemployed Everyday consists of mostly rappin when I'm not doing that I'm improvin my rappin Now here is the part that my brow starts to glisten I'm about to go hard so ya'll better listen Now here is the verse that you all waited for And this is why ladies love dannofosho I'm spittin so fast that it's cleaning the floor when I step out the club they be screamin for more I'm so boss I change my flow on dime They can't slow me down cuz Bring it right back just land on a rhyme That's just how I do, All of the time If you got money then you can be mine I'll even put your first name in a line you'll be more famous than sweet caroline I think it's time, for me to get paid ladies throw all of your cash on the stage now look at all of this money I made Wipin butt$ took me from riches to rags

Dinner 4 the ladies, don't say maybe March 31, save the date please Go ahead, RSVP Cause we wanna see your face at PVC Shark Attack: Danno Fo Sho: DJosh: Petey Pop:

Shark Attack: Red rover, red rover come on send Rudolph over I’ll leave him bleeding in the grill of my Range Rover Comet and Cupid in the back getting stupid In the streets we be rippin' with Donner and Blitzen Twas the night before Christmas my oh my Santa got pulled over for a D.U.Fly All the kidz in pajamas about to go bananas When they’re cryin to their nana, cuz santa’s in the slammer The little drummer boy is bustin a sick solo Old Saint Nick, lean like a cholo A charlie brown Christmas you about to witness With Snoopy going H.A.M., cooked for Christmas Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock I'm singin' Merry Christmas while you lookin' at my Glock Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell roll Get ya hands up, party at the North Pole DJosh: I got a hit list and I’m checking to twice and my colt 45 aint gonna be nice yeah yeah, you know what it is white and red, white and red pistolwip you in the head then I hop up on my sled ghost ridin Santas sleigh deck the halls with boughs of holly leave you with a hand grenade then I put on my favorite christmas sweater the girl across the club, I gotta go get her yeah buddy, I be getting my pay cuz the skrilla in my pocket goes jingle all the way dashin through the snow while I’m ridin fo’ fo’ 26 inch rimz with the suicide doors look at me now, look at me now I’m rapping paper Danno Fo Sho: Little baby Jesus in a manger random sheep dudes walkin in that's stranger danger three magi from the east ridin in on camels bringing frankincense and myrrh when they should've brought a Lambo turn down the heat kids and turn up the cold frosty's straight rollin with a grill made of gold gold nugs for mouth and eyes and a 50 karat nose so much ice in his snow he's gonna make your brain explode if you turn up the heat then his nine's out right away and if you try to take him out well he'll be back again someday cause frosty's never lost he's off the hot seat way too costly and he's got teeth, you'll be tossed, see? so don't you dare be bossy He's the man from the snow he'll never die all it takes is hat he comes to life just when you think you melt him he revives so stay inside and don't come out your house until we hit July